SUTHERBY ON THE RETIREE RAISE

Read what Bob has to say HERE.

DOUBLE TROUBLE

Isaac Athanasius Bannister was born on March 2, 2007.

To read comments on Bannister's blog:

http://www.xanga.com/Paleocrat_etc/574259148/my-son-my-son.html

Sutherby Has a Blog????

You'd better believe it! If you simply cannot get enough of Sutherby, then http://www.sutherby.blogspot.com is just right for you.

Bannister remarks:

"If Bob updates the site on a regular basis, city officials may begin to see him more as a scourge than a gadfly. Honestly, though, I don't think Bob would lose any sleep over them thinking that about him. Actually, he may see it as a badge of honor."

WHERE HAVE WE BEEN?

Ok, so it has been forever and a Chinese New Year since we have updated our site. I wish we could say that we had problems with our huge technical staff or that our server was down or that we were in transition of moving our headquarters downtown right next to Wayne Wiley's office, but we would be lying. Instead, we figured we would just tell you the truth. So here it is:

Bannister and Sutherby were abducted by angry, robust, extraordinarily unattractive feminists enraged over Bannister's comments pertaining to his opinion that the maxim "beauty is solely in the eye of the beholder" was a lie concocted by ugly, fat women who wish to manipulate men (any man with at least one functional eye) in to feeling bad for taking the woman's gross abuse of food and lack of respect for her physical appearance in to consideration.

PS- If you believe this explanation then we would like to see if you are interested in purchasing some ocean front property in Idaho.