WHERE HAVE WE BEEN?

Ok, so it has been forever and a Chinese New Year since we have updated our site. I wish we could say that we had problems with our huge technical staff or that our server was down or that we were in transition of moving our headquarters downtown right next to Wayne Wiley's office, but we would be lying. Instead, we figured we would just tell you the truth. So here it is:

Bannister and Sutherby were abducted by angry, robust, extraordinarily unattractive feminists enraged over Bannister's comments pertaining to his opinion that the maxim "beauty is solely in the eye of the beholder" was a lie concocted by ugly, fat women who wish to manipulate men (any man with at least one functional eye) in to feeling bad for taking the woman's gross abuse of food and lack of respect for her physical appearance in to consideration.

PS- If you believe this explanation then we would like to see if you are interested in purchasing some ocean front property in Idaho.