MAKE LOVE, STOP WAR

Well, the time has come. Today is Global Orgasm Day. We talked about it on the program a few weeks ago and it has finally arrived. We hope that you are all doing your part to make this day a success. As we love to say, the primary goal of Bannister & Sutherby is to educate and encourage people so that they may "get involved in the process."

Actually, if this works then I think that we ought to seriously consider putting together a resolution requiring all nations to make every day Global Orgasm Day. This will obviously require the creation of bureaucracy and an international gestapo (we'll call it a peace task force, of course) specifically designed to ensure that everyone is contributing to the cause. I mean, can you imagine not being able to attain world peace because a few people or rogue states refuse to get on board? I would be so ticked....

PS- I fear that this day will go down in history as being the most worthless, yet entertaining, concept since the Chia pet.