THE ENQUIRER IS SO PREDICTABLE

Immediately after the primaries I predicted that the Enquirer would endorse Sharon "I'm pro-life because I am against the Iraq war" Renier for US House of Representatives. Robert Warner (aka "Cranky Bob") thought I was a little quick on the draw in my prediction. Was I? Of course not... I was right on the money. They just "had to" endorse the Red Loon.

They also decided to endorse Gov. Jennifer "I led MI into a Single State Recession" Granholm! Her record sucks so bad and her positions on the issues are so bankrupt that the Editors must have relied upon the fact that she is kinda hot.

As if the Enquirer could not look worse, they also endorsed Senator Debbie "I'm Ronald McDonald's twin sister" Stabenow!

I wish I could say that my being 3 for 3 on the Enquirer's endorsements took some professional political forecasting... but it didn't. It was about as difficult as predicting the sunrise.